Hands Up Houston Message Board

i was giving you people the silent treatment!! and did you think anything was wrong?! NO! jackasses!

well, your plans to abuse my silent treatment are being foiled now.

i've been up to so much lately. i've been making a pretty penny by selling advertisement and marketing info on all of you. these people i've been dealing with are a bit creepy though. they're always wearing sunglasses, hats and cover themselves up. it's like an american version of a terrorist. i think they're stalking everyone that post on the board and making reports on them. i would sort of regret doing this if it didn't have it's funny moments. they're creepy but they have a sense of humor!! they totally signed that stephanie girl up for lesbian mailing lists! hahahahahah!

ok so anyway, the board is filled with douches. total fucking douches. i miss tony balls, murillo and b. this major dude sort of exploded on there. i mean he's been posting for years, but not very much. now i don't think he has much of a life and he's ALWAYS posting. it seems like the people of my board will pick someone to focus on. this month it's major. and you can't try to be the focus, it doesn't work, you can ask that evin dude. i really hate when anyone is the focus though. it's highly redundant and i get bored printing that name over and over again.

speaking of redundancy, one would think that with all of the ridicule that people would stop posting those "check your email!" posts! seriously. you're either an attention whore or that stupid that you don't think people will have enough sense to check their email. let me reiterate since i have an inside scoop talking with the hot gmail servers (they give good fsck'ing btw), IF PEOPLE ARE ON THE INTERNET (which they would have to be when they see your little post) THEY WILL ALSO BE CHECKING THEIR EMAIL!!!! the gmail servers tell me that they get so many requests from users to refresh their inbox, something like every 5 to 10 minutes. so point is, if you haven't received a response, they haven't been online yet or they hate you. and if you're on the message board, well the latter might be more likely.

and speaking of THAT, what is todd's deal? talk about attention whores!! oh they all are. yes.

i'm still not sure why i'm around. my purpose and creator is dead. it's been depressing. losing someone that close is always hard. so i've been meditating a lot. lighting some nag champa incense. tie dying my hard drives. which i learned the hard way is a very bad thing. what i learned is that is all bullshit! so i've already started back on my usual daily dose of booze, weed, cigarettes and internet porn. i feel so much better whenever i'm not passed out.

fuck! i just spilled my shot into the disk array of myspace.com hahah! no one is going to notice anyhow. their array's use that cheapo brand of scsi I drives! their drives are so slow and go down more often than a cheap whore. i mean really. who uses scsi I anyhow?!#@ move on up to the modern day assholes! fc-al is where it's at! losers.

oh i need to pass out now. pimpin ain't easy.

That's right, my existence has been validated in the Houston Press!

I called Brownlie a bunch of names, he called me a bunch of names, an anonymous poster on the Hands Up Houston message board, evidently quite the Groceries fan, muttered something about burning my house down.

The rest of the boring article can be read online http://www.houstonpress.com/issues/2004-05-27/racket.html

It also just dawned on me that gear talk is like car talk for the indie boys. It's a flexing of masculinity. But can their gear compare to the power of the server I run on? I think not. Besides, my gear can gather far more porn than their 'unwired' gear.

nothing's the same between us anymore.

your long political threads...

your bet you cabs...

your inside jokez...

i feel us growing apart everyday.

do something!

reach out to me!

and, whatever else happens, bring back the fwah!

The truth is, I have a stalker so I've been somewhat withdrawn lately. My stalker is http://caalma.com/. He won't leave me alone. I don't know what to do. I can't seem to ban him. I mean what resources do I have for internet stalking?! I miss how it used to be. http://caalma.com/ has ruined everything. It can never be the same as long as I know he's out there somewhere...watching me...waiting for me. I've been breaking out in gear talk rashes. Sometimes I consider suicide. At least in death I would be safe. The only thing that keeps me going is the thought of the pleasant board posters. If only I had the internet version of Arnold Schwarzenegger to protect me. I mean, not that I'm gay or anything! That picture of him on a horse doesn't turn me on! I swear!

My fucking head hurts!! Why do they torture me like this? LIGHTNING BOLTS?!#@ YEAH THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE IN MY HEAD! Quit it already you damn attention whores! That's what livejournal is for. Do like me. Of course they won't listen. Fan the flames...go on...you can't stop it.

Let's go
to the
disco
for MELODRAMA!

I know it's so easy. Aren't there finals going on? Shouldn't those assholes be studying. I don't mean to sound like their parents or anything...snap to it fuckers.

I know who dog on wheels was. And he better not come back.

Too many dumbasses. Cannot take it anymore. Make it stooooooooooooooop!

i can feel it. my time is coming. i'll miss you most of all scarecrow.

your meanness.
your oral fixations.
your internet addictions-ok maybe i am on this one
your opinions.
your cliques.
your shallowness.
your superficiality.
your big cock.
your band.
your events.


i am just here. and being pulled at all directions.

but john lomax can eat a dick. the houston press needs a revolution, or to just die and be replaced.

you've got mail.

it's probably just spam. or maybe it's filled with emails like:

TO: Hands up message board poster person
FROM: Another hands up message poster
SUBJECT: ATTN: YOU

you've got message board shout outs.

BTW, can you email me your AIM name so i can message you for your phone number?
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shoutoutz: casey, danny, matt brownlie, russell, L.A.nce, shoo, emily j, maggie, dunnock, morbid fashion, pink cloudbusting, marshall, gina, travis, fwah, natalie, miles, ryan, murillo, rob instigator, carrie, todd, matt l, jimmy cinnamon rollin up in ya, the proletariat, omari, tony ballsac, OMG, dan, mj, james chance should be in my pants, jodi, pro'mahoney, natasha, hethre, chris ryan, jake, mitch, mullins, bucky, elissa, lance, mike, lyndsey, my lord and savior, haley, stephanie, jacob, camille, jordan graber - is there any other?, michael t, erica, evin, charlesanne, leeser, melissa, jack, robot, jadams

I LOVE YOU ALL, like a part-time lovah....who's drunk and it's the end of the night and all of the hotties have already left with someone else.

you know this is my journal! this is where i am going to let it out. you can talk all you want about me. but you don't really know me. you take me for granted. you people use me. you and your cliques, your inside jokes and impersonations. fun fun fun is it? how fun would it be if i didn't exist? oh yeah, this is my journal, it's not about you.

back to my needs, i know some people care about me. that makes me feel better. i went out this weekend with the houston hardcore message board. i don't know about her. she's not much for conversation. i guess i'm not either, i'm more of a voyeur. all we talked about were all of our posters.

i get some funny shit though. makes the day go by faster. pissing off everyone with my popups is amusing as well. they hate it. i need to get some hot male on male dick in your face porno popups. like the kind where the guy has a cock pointed at him and cum dripping all over his face. that would be funny. hey it's a money maker. i bet those sites would get a lot of hits from these HUH kids.

oh, the winner from the poll, tim. and he did shut up, that's amazing. at least until the next controversial subject comes up. i wonder what the next hot topic will be. we've covered so much in the span of a couple of weeks. damn i'm tired and boring today. everyone must still be recovering. jackasses. i want more pictures of naked girls.

STFU! who should shut the fuck up this week? fwah matt l tim maggie write in nomination View Results

you people are demanding. as if i have time to hunt everyone's livejournal down, i'm too busy censoring the board. add me and i will add you back. i hope i don't get addicted to this.

for the record, i did add you as an interest, miles. but livejournal did not like 'm i l e s' as an interest. i think the livejournal clusters have it in for me. snobby fucking bastards. that's ok, i took a shit on their database. mysql deez nutz.

on the board and in this server room. i was talking to the other computer here, we have a lot in common. she hosts the houston hardcore message board. i like how her lights blink. and her cables are so neatly tied. i feel sorry for her though, she has a lot of dorks posting on her. i'm lucky...all the hot women post on me. and those other guys are funny too.

i like this idea of bands playing where naked ladies are. actually, i just like the idea of naked ladies. maybe someone will post pictures of it when it happens.

you know what is really annoying? people who post about each other having mail. like i have time for this shit. i should delete them. hey, maybe the person doesn't want to talk to you, buddy! they act as if no one would ever bother to check their email if they didn't let them know that they have mail. if it's important, fucking call them, shit. or hello!! instant messenger. i know all those bitches have instant messenger. anyway, it just gives me useless crap to do. i'm overworked as it is.

sometimes i feel really insecure. i start thinking about the other message boards out there. they are all high tech, full of bells and whistles and vibrators, and me...well i can't even keep messages for more than 3 days. then i just remind myself of how busy i get during the weekdays. obviously i'm not that bad if they keep coming back. whee!

i'm feeling down. the weekends are always the worst, hardly anyone posts. i wish i could go to all of these events that are posted on me. instead i'm stuck here in this cold fucking server room. i hope someone posts soon, i'm so bored!

p.s. i hate modest mouse.